Over the years, I've written a bunch of interesting things for school, the paper, and whatnot.

Here's a sampling for your enjoyment. When you finish reading one, either press "back" or click the "writings" link on the left.

A column I wrote about words I can't say
A column I wrote about a sign of the musical apocalypse
Another column, this one on Fresno's "historic 'sanitary landfill'"
A column about the job I had delivering pizzas
My term paper for my Spring 2001 International Relations course
The first speech for my Fall 1999 speech coruse; my term topic was Viagra
The term paper for my Intro to Philosophy course, on assisted suicide
A never-published newspaper story on an unsolved murder

Some cartoons I drew; they open in a new window.

The Adventures of Super Salmon
The Adventures of Willie the Wonder Chicken
Terrorism Over the Phone
The Ultimate Cure for Diarrhea
Another Fun Cartoon by Aaron